Hm Hm Hmm
FC 26 — final record
This is Hm Hm Hmm's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Memo-TR
ST807 goals, 724 assists and a 7.8 average across 802 games
Golden Boot
1489
SBFITZ
1489 goals in 943 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.58
SBFITZ
1.58 goals a game — 1489 goals in 943 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1026
SBFITZ
1026 assists in 943 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
138
Say_TuRK
138 man of the match awards from 560 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Say_TuRK
8.1 average across 560 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
2156
SBFITZ
6736 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
SBFITZ
84% accurate across 51649 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Kazigeo
271 goals from roughly 678 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
943
SBFITZ
943 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
SBFITZ
7.0 average across 943 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
1489
SBFITZ
1489 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
berkTHEturk
134 goals from roughly 496 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
berkTHEturk
74% accurate across 6274 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
25
SBFITZ
25 red cards in 943 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
baranbrooklyn
395 goals and only 197 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.66
berkTHEturk
324 goals or assists in 488 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Hm Hm Hmm recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SBFITZ | 943 | 1489 | 1026 | 7.0 | 33 |
| Memo-TR | 802 | 807 | 724 | 7.8 | 196 |
| Say_TuRK | 560 | 340 | 607 | 8.1 | 138 |
| berkTHEturk | 488 | 134 | 190 | 7.1 | 28 |
| Kazigeo | 424 | 271 | 235 | 7.3 | 32 |
| yagermeister4 | 423 | 201 | 161 | 7.4 | 41 |
| baranbrooklyn | 406 | 395 | 197 | 7.5 | 55 |
| Dxmn DreySki | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6.6 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.