Cancer Patients
FC 27 — final record
This is Cancer Patients's FC 27 record as it stood on 23 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
unshaven-latex1
ST64 goals, 29 assists and a 8.3 average across 37 games
Golden Boot
64
unshaven-latex1
64 goals in 37 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.73
unshaven-latex1
1.73 goals a game — 64 goals in 37 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
34
ImpGaming23
34 assists in 33 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
unshaven-latex1
10 man of the match awards from 37 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
unshaven-latex1
8.3 average across 37 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
19
sweathogg-
57 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
sweathogg-
86% accurate across 523 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
48%
unshaven-latex1
64 goals from roughly 133 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
37
unshaven-latex1
37 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
RazorXisaGod
6.9 average across 20 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
9
RazorXisaGod
9 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
5
Tyson milton
5 red cards in 31 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
unshaven-latex1
64 goals and only 29 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.54
sweathogg-
14 goals or assists in 26 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Cancer Patients recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| unshaven-latex1 | 37 | 64 | 29 | 8.3 | 10 |
| ImpGaming23 | 33 | 20 | 34 | 7.3 | 2 |
| Tyson milton | 31 | 9 | 16 | 7.1 | 4 |
| sweathogg- | 26 | 5 | 9 | 8.0 | 7 |
| RazorXisaGod | 20 | 9 | 9 | 6.9 | 1 |
| ButterThatBuys | 9 | 2 | 2 | 6.7 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.