
Los Rizzlerz FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
memo_1707
ST1042 goals, 292 assists and a 7.6 average across 711 games
Golden Boot
1042
memo_1707
1042 goals in 711 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.47
memo_1707
1.47 goals a game — 1042 goals in 711 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
430
Diab3tez
430 assists in 744 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
174
memo_1707
174 man of the match awards from 711 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
memo_1707
7.6 average across 711 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
357
Faint_stage20
1373 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
antdwg
81% accurate across 2884 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
memo_1707
1042 goals from roughly 2894 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
744
Diab3tez
744 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
FTB831
6.7 average across 50 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
245
antdwg
245 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
FTB831
9 goals from roughly 56 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
Elcuhhchow
69% accurate across 747 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
33
Faint_stage20
33 red cards in 662 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.6:1
memo_1707
1042 goals and only 292 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
FTB831
21 goals or assists in 50 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.