Guasa Guasa
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Med2025
ST410 goals, 223 assists and a 7.4 average across 349 games
Golden Boot
531
y0ungr0mi
531 goals in 372 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.43
y0ungr0mi
1.43 goals a game — 531 goals in 372 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
480
y0ungr0mi
480 assists in 372 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
70
Med2025
70 man of the match awards from 349 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
Med2025
7.4 average across 349 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
610
y0ungr0mi
2032 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
G FlameXX
83% accurate across 6814 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
y0ungr0mi
531 goals from roughly 1328 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
372
y0ungr0mi
372 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
Target Crocs
6.4 average across 302 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
141
Target Crocs
141 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
G FlameXX
41 goals from roughly 205 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
badcompanymike
74% accurate across 2041 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
41
y0ungr0mi
41 red cards in 372 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Med2025
410 goals and only 223 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
G FlameXX
119 goals or assists in 300 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.