Bastardios FC
FC 26 — final record
This is Bastardios FC's FC 26 record as it stood on 9 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Soar_Moezy98
ST144 goals, 89 assists and a 8.0 average across 145 games
Golden Boot
247
Slickback_49
247 goals in 306 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.99
Soar_Moezy98
0.99 goals a game — 144 goals in 145 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
215
Crutch_God
215 assists in 276 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
67
Slickback_49
67 man of the match awards from 306 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Slickback_49
8.1 average across 306 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
120
ibs109
365 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
ibs109
86% accurate across 3933 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Slickback_49
247 goals from roughly 549 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
315
Vuz_Ak
315 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
YardMan_Peasly
7.0 average across 86 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
54
YardMan_Peasly
54 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
Vuz_Ak
10 goals from roughly 67 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
Soar_Moezy98
77% accurate across 1798 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
1
Vuz_Ak
1 red card in 315 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
YardMan_Peasly
54 goals and only 25 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.08
Vuz_Ak
24 goals or assists in 315 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Bastardios FC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vuz_Ak | 315 | 10 | 14 | 7.3 | 7 |
| Slickback_49 | 306 | 247 | 207 | 8.1 | 67 |
| Crutch_God | 276 | 227 | 215 | 8.0 | 47 |
| ibs109 | 239 | 15 | 36 | 7.7 | 8 |
| Anubiz_69 | 161 | 69 | 53 | 7.4 | 8 |
| Soar_Moezy98 | 145 | 144 | 89 | 8.0 | 22 |
| YardMan_Peasly | 86 | 54 | 25 | 7.0 | 3 |
| imAstar2010 | 63 | 13 | 16 | 7.2 | 4 |
| ShakaiBey | 9 | 2 | 6 | 7.2 | 0 |
| Neverstop779 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 7.3 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.