Crabulence FC
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
FOOTBALLOFT23
ST617 goals, 651 assists and a 8.2 average across 689 games
Golden Boot
617
FOOTBALLOFT23
617 goals in 689 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.94
luckorlzz
0.94 goals a game — 512 goals in 542 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
651
FOOTBALLOFT23
651 assists in 689 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
190
FOOTBALLOFT23
190 man of the match awards from 689 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
FOOTBALLOFT23
8.2 average across 689 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
373
FOOTBALLOFT23
1007 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
FOOTBALLOFT23
85% accurate across 17263 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
FOOTBALLOFT23
617 goals from roughly 1469 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
689
FOOTBALLOFT23
689 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.3
jjrbn
6.3 average across 262 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
30
NobleTrant
30 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
pz_incog0
29 goals from roughly 264 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
79%
pz_incog0
79% accurate across 4621 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
pz_incog0
16 red cards in 621 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
ItsEliasBoi
295 goals and only 163 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.01
jjrbn
3 goals or assists in 262 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.