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All-time honours
Player of the Year
CYW4RE
ST98 goals, 65 assists and a 8.0 average across 100 games
Golden Boot
98
CYW4RE
98 goals in 100 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.98
CYW4RE
0.98 goals a game — 98 goals in 100 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
68
Kaltahbuw
68 assists in 101 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
32
CYW4RE
32 man of the match awards from 100 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
CYW4RE
8.0 average across 100 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
27
CYW4RE
144 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
CYW4RE
77% accurate across 1819 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
AlphaaXS
15 goals from roughly 39 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
101
Kaltahbuw
101 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
ctf873un24ft
6.7 average across 51 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
19
ctf873un24ft
19 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
Kaltahbuw
67 goals from roughly 239 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
5
Kaltahbuw
5 red cards in 101 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Monkhuy
14 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
Monkhuy
21 goals or assists in 42 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.