Guzzle Lords
FC 26 — final record
This is Guzzle Lords's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
ArmedAccountant
ST181 goals, 212 assists and a 8.1 average across 224 games
Golden Boot
651
madpinoy
651 goals in 626 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.04
madpinoy
1.04 goals a game — 651 goals in 626 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
364
Dailyjovie
364 assists in 507 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
65
ArmedAccountant
65 man of the match awards from 224 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
ArmedAccountant
8.1 average across 224 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
150
ArmedAccountant
469 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
madpinoy
84% accurate across 7481 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
ArmedAccountant
181 goals from roughly 464 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
626
madpinoy
626 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
1
BlkDrStrange
1 clean sheet in 41 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
BlkDrStrange
6.2 average across 41 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
12
BlkDrStrange
12 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
Dailyjovie
227 goals from roughly 1261 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
RizKhalifa12
73% accurate across 7737 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
37
RizKhalifa12
37 red cards in 617 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
madpinoy
651 goals and only 328 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.56
GluedToMyFeet
64 goals or assists in 115 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Guzzle Lords recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| madpinoy | 626 | 651 | 328 | 7.5 | 112 |
| RizKhalifa12 | 617 | 477 | 308 | 7.5 | 116 |
| Dailyjovie | 507 | 227 | 364 | 7.4 | 51 |
| ArmedAccountant | 224 | 181 | 212 | 8.1 | 65 |
| GluedToMyFeet | 115 | 28 | 36 | 7.3 | 26 |
| BlkDrStrange | 41 | 12 | 9 | 6.2 | 5 |
| Covid8566 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6.8 | 0 |
| skimpymidblunts | 9 | 1 | 1 | 6.7 | 1 |
| SantanDabs | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 |
| SOMExLUCKY | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7.2 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.