Poverty FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
cjstranded17
ST277 goals, 409 assists and a 8.0 average across 476 games
Golden Boot
499
nrst1323
499 goals in 423 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.18
nrst1323
1.18 goals a game — 499 goals in 423 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
409
cjstranded17
409 assists in 476 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
108
nrst1323
108 man of the match awards from 423 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
cjstranded17
8.0 average across 476 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
332
cjstranded17
1006 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
cjstranded17
87% accurate across 12567 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
52%
cjstranded17
277 goals from roughly 533 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
476
cjstranded17
476 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
feedJAKE7
6.7 average across 50 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
122
NUFC_4
122 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
SnookThumb
54 goals from roughly 338 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
SnookThumb
77% accurate across 4062 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
15
nrst1323
15 red cards in 423 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
Erush14
22 goals and only 9 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.08
feedJAKE7
4 goals or assists in 50 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 15 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.