Nameless Chaos
All-time honours
Player of the Year
KingOnasT-II
ST268 goals, 220 assists and a 7.9 average across 265 games
Golden Boot
432
LORDBONE2OP
432 goals in 567 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.35
Noniamana
1.35 goals a game — 128 goals in 95 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
480
LORDBONE2OP
480 assists in 567 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
49
KingOnasT-II
49 man of the match awards from 265 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
KingOnasT-II
7.9 average across 265 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
108
GrimReaperr_x
221 tackles at 49% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
GrimReaperr_x
84% accurate across 5423 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
59%
OxCrashout_
57 goals from roughly 97 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
567
LORDBONE2OP
567 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
14
actSurprised1
14 clean sheets in 119 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
kaffy821
6.7 average across 51 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
84
Nuelz_Neymar
84 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
actSurprised1
20 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
LORDBONE2OP
78% accurate across 9756 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
LORDBONE2OP
8 red cards in 567 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
Dutchekowa
23 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.53
Xos_Sou11ess
92 goals or assists in 174 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 30 players in the squad, 24 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.