
Twood FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
JeremiahTBH
ST411 goals, 243 assists and a 7.7 average across 404 games
Golden Boot
411
JeremiahTBH
411 goals in 404 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.28
Playboirat
1.28 goals a game — 374 goals in 293 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
243
JeremiahTBH
243 assists in 404 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
75
Playboirat
75 man of the match awards from 293 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Playboirat
8.0 average across 293 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
113
KinggDior
270 tackles at 42% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
JeremiahTBH
81% accurate across 5834 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
Playboirat
374 goals from roughly 1039 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
404
JeremiahTBH
404 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
TherealTough-_-
6.1 average across 34 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
17
TherealTough-_-
17 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
kingkremethethrd
18 goals from roughly 90 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
kingkremethethrd
78% accurate across 2576 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
JeremiahTBH
8 red cards in 404 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
JeremiahTBH
411 goals and only 243 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.04
michael_man10
2 goals or assists in 50 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.