
Alphabet People
All-time honours
Player of the Year
looy1
ST124 goals, 135 assists and a 8.1 average across 206 games
Golden Boot
129
YogiBizzelGVA
129 goals in 160 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.81
YogiBizzelGVA
0.81 goals a game — 129 goals in 160 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
135
looy1
135 assists in 206 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
50
looy1
50 man of the match awards from 206 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
looy1
8.1 average across 206 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
49
paddylovescakes
176 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
76%
looy1
76% accurate across 3967 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
31%
YogiBizzelGVA
129 goals from roughly 416 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
206
looy1
206 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
tomtom_12_87
6.7 average across 58 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
39
TheArchilife
39 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
tomtom_12_87
11 goals from roughly 79 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
66%
tomtom_12_87
66% accurate across 540 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
YogiBizzelGVA
8 red cards in 160 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.9:1
TheArchilife
39 goals and only 10 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.33
tomtom_12_87
19 goals or assists in 58 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 5 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.