
The C team
All-time honours
Player of the Year
GODPLOD
ST324 goals, 193 assists and a 7.9 average across 366 games
Golden Boot
707
Venomz 1865
707 goals in 437 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.62
Venomz 1865
1.62 goals a game — 707 goals in 437 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
550
Venomz 1865
550 assists in 437 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
87
nGeU
87 man of the match awards from 437 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
nGeU
8.0 average across 437 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
823
Venomz 1865
2350 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
DayPrime
85% accurate across 7421 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
Venomz 1865
707 goals from roughly 1386 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
437
footiejoe
437 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
Sparta Will1246
7.2 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
707
Venomz 1865
707 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
Sparta Will1246
13 goals from roughly 59 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
BombproofParrot
77% accurate across 6212 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
23
Venomz 1865
23 red cards in 437 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
GODPLOD
324 goals and only 193 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.77
footiejoe
336 goals or assists in 437 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.