Not Got A Kalou
FC 27 — final record
This is Not Got A Kalou's FC 27 record as it stood on 29 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
BADDy BIZZle 97
ST86 goals, 40 assists and a 7.4 average across 97 games
Golden Boot
86
BADDy BIZZle 97
86 goals in 97 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.89
BADDy BIZZle 97
0.89 goals a game — 86 goals in 97 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
59
TAFF TOPV
59 assists in 103 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
20
BADDy BIZZle 97
20 man of the match awards from 97 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
BADDy BIZZle 97
7.4 average across 97 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
82
chungamunga1
182 tackles at 45% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
72%
TAFF TOPV
72% accurate across 1302 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
27%
BADDy BIZZle 97
86 goals from roughly 319 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
121
chungamunga1
121 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
windmillfinalbos
6.6 average across 104 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
21
windmillfinalbos
21 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
azzabossman
5 goals from roughly 83 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
3
windmillfinalbos
3 red cards in 104 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
chungamunga1
20 goals and only 9 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.24
chungamunga1
29 goals or assists in 121 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Not Got A Kalou recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| chungamunga1 | 121 | 20 | 9 | 7.1 | 10 |
| windmillfinalbos | 104 | 21 | 35 | 6.6 | 2 |
| TAFF TOPV | 103 | 58 | 59 | 7.2 | 16 |
| BADDy BIZZle 97 | 97 | 86 | 40 | 7.4 | 20 |
| azzabossman | 56 | 5 | 17 | 6.6 | 4 |
| SWARM ollie | 27 | 12 | 8 | 7.1 | 2 |
| calmoop | 19 | 10 | 8 | 7.4 | 4 |
| X137TR1K731X | 15 | 0 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 |
| didurmumdirty | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6.2 | 0 |
| Wh0kid4 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 7.3 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.