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FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
Snake Hips 14
ST672 goals, 319 assists and a 7.6 average across 619 games
Golden Boot
672
Snake Hips 14
672 goals in 619 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.09
Snake Hips 14
1.09 goals a game — 672 goals in 619 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
326
ManInParis02
326 assists in 581 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
139
Snake Hips 14
139 man of the match awards from 619 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
ManInParis02
7.7 average across 581 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
193
I DORGUIDK I
666 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
ShiNoNumAuz
86% accurate across 2504 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
54%
ManInParis02
384 goals from roughly 711 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
630
I DORGUIDK I
630 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
23
T3DM1LL3R
23 clean sheets in 124 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
T3DM1LL3R
6.5 average across 124 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
17
T3DM1LL3R
17 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
K a L i M 1 5 T
106 goals from roughly 589 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
K a L i M 1 5 T
73% accurate across 6113 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
Snake Hips 14
6 red cards in 619 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
Snake Hips 14
672 goals and only 319 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
lwrncmh
4 goals or assists in 192 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 29 players in the squad, 18 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.