GRINDERSS FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
bahq5052
ST346 goals, 139 assists and a 8.0 average across 215 games
Golden Boot
346
bahq5052
346 goals in 215 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.61
bahq5052
1.61 goals a game — 346 goals in 215 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
334
Adarsh1801
334 assists in 441 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
66
bahq5052
66 man of the match awards from 215 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Adarsh1801
8.0 average across 441 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
124
My_meat22
326 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
bahq5052
82% accurate across 2905 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
bahq5052
346 goals from roughly 844 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
441
Adarsh1801
441 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
ICEKID1908
6.8 average across 278 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
237
ICEKID1908
237 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
Aerial_Acrobat54
3 goals from roughly 30 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
cloffss
75% accurate across 2417 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
bahq5052
12 red cards in 215 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
bahq5052
346 goals and only 139 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.29
Aerial_Acrobat54
7 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.