Big Ones Hurt
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FSU x Jay
ST393 goals, 325 assists and a 8.1 average across 383 games
Golden Boot
563
FSU x Zilla
563 goals in 426 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.32
FSU x Zilla
1.32 goals a game — 563 goals in 426 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
502
FSU x Zilla
502 assists in 426 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
117
FSU x Jay
117 man of the match awards from 383 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
FSU x Jay
8.1 average across 383 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
489
FSU x Zilla
1881 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
FSU x Zilla
77% accurate across 14003 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
FSU x Jay
393 goals from roughly 1191 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
426
FSU x Zilla
426 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
Just Gxpsy
6.1 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
150
wockFL
150 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
wockFL
150 goals from roughly 682 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
wockFL
70% accurate across 2124 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
16
FSU x Zilla
16 red cards in 426 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
FSU x Cyborg
28 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.18
Just Gxpsy
4 goals or assists in 22 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.