Nuts United FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
fvrblizard
ST635 goals, 146 assists and a 7.0 average across 422 games
Golden Boot
635
fvrblizard
635 goals in 422 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
fvrblizard
1.50 goals a game — 635 goals in 422 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
164
RegTheBest
164 assists in 319 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
103
fvrblizard
103 man of the match awards from 422 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
RegTheBest
7.5 average across 319 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
125
RegTheBest
567 tackles at 22% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
fvrblizard
81% accurate across 3262 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
fvrblizard
635 goals from roughly 1628 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
528
dimicondimicon
528 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
lilac-blot72
6.6 average across 335 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
467
dimicondimicon
467 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
RegTheBest
80 goals from roughly 471 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
corporal_bonus
73% accurate across 2002 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
RegTheBest
11 red cards in 319 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.3:1
fvrblizard
635 goals and only 146 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.34
lilac-blot72
114 goals or assists in 335 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.