Noot Noot v2
FC 26 — final record
This is Noot Noot v2's FC 26 record as it stood on 3 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Cuss_20
ST935 goals, 621 assists and a 8.3 average across 478 games
Golden Boot
1143
FatRoach187
1143 goals in 881 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.96
Cuss_20
1.96 goals a game — 935 goals in 478 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
979
FatRoach187
979 assists in 881 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
171
Cuss_20
171 man of the match awards from 478 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
Cuss_20
8.3 average across 478 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
984
FatRoach187
3514 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
FatRoach187
79% accurate across 27668 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
chillskill12
410 goals from roughly 1000 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
881
FatRoach187
881 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
Z3BBY_SUNNI
6.2 average across 23 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
5
Z3BBY_SUNNI
5 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
jeff2good
92 goals from roughly 288 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
chillskill12
73% accurate across 3566 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
38
FatRoach187
38 red cards in 881 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
Cuss_20
935 goals and only 621 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.52
Z3BBY_SUNNI
12 goals or assists in 23 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Noot Noot v2 recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FatRoach187 | 881 | 1143 | 979 | 7.6 | 129 |
| Itzjakezz123 | 756 | 784 | 926 | 7.7 | 113 |
| TahaM01 | 583 | 601 | 511 | 7.8 | 76 |
| Cuss_20 | 478 | 935 | 621 | 8.3 | 171 |
| chillskill12 | 293 | 410 | 296 | 8.1 | 57 |
| jeff2good | 113 | 92 | 103 | 7.8 | 18 |
| kayyo_16 | 26 | 12 | 13 | 7.0 | 0 |
| Z3BBY_SUNNI | 23 | 5 | 7 | 6.2 | 0 |
| Azhar-135 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 9.1 | 0 |
| ii-XxZAKxX-ii | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6.4 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.