ESE FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
TITO S0PRANO
ST695 goals, 150 assists and a 7.9 average across 457 games
Golden Boot
695
TITO S0PRANO
695 goals in 457 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.52
TITO S0PRANO
1.52 goals a game — 695 goals in 457 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
346
Spider5030
346 assists in 334 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
145
TITO S0PRANO
145 man of the match awards from 457 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
TITO S0PRANO
7.9 average across 457 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
89
zxy_jay_15X
355 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
TITO S0PRANO
84% accurate across 6076 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
26%
TITO S0PRANO
695 goals from roughly 2673 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
457
TITO S0PRANO
457 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
KclapK
6.4 average across 166 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
40
KclapK
40 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
zxy_jay_15X
38 goals from roughly 345 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
zxy_jay_15X
70% accurate across 2517 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
29
KclapK
29 red cards in 166 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.6:1
TITO S0PRANO
695 goals and only 150 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.39
zxy_jay_15X
83 goals or assists in 212 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.