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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Jamie l QPR l
ST273 goals, 332 assists and a 8.0 average across 434 games
Golden Boot
445
RICKLONG93
445 goals in 483 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.95
SanchezJ_95
0.95 goals a game — 147 goals in 155 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
332
Jamie l QPR l
332 assists in 434 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
90
Jamie l QPR l
90 man of the match awards from 434 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Jamie l QPR l
8.0 average across 434 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
135
Jamie l QPR l
540 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
Brandon23R
79% accurate across 2373 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
Jamie l QPR l
273 goals from roughly 803 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
483
RICKLONG93
483 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
12
Brandon23R
12 clean sheets in 193 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
SWSHSHARK420
6.8 average across 298 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
186
SWSHSHARK420
186 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
Lewis11097571
5 goals from roughly 38 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Jordylong97
70% accurate across 3690 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
SWSHSHARK420
14 red cards in 298 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
Lewis11097571
5 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.06
peskyregent
6 goals or assists in 100 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.