Hoofball
All-time honours
Player of the Year
AngleseyXVII
ST679 goals, 344 assists and a 8.0 average across 492 games
Golden Boot
679
AngleseyXVII
679 goals in 492 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.38
AngleseyXVII
1.38 goals a game — 679 goals in 492 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
699
aquticdan678
699 assists in 688 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
117
AngleseyXVII
117 man of the match awards from 492 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
xxyyzzz1
8.2 average across 595 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
179
aquticdan678
579 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
xxyyzzz1
83% accurate across 11283 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
AngleseyXVII
679 goals from roughly 1741 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
688
aquticdan678
688 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Robin4TheWin
7.0 average across 155 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
75
EnvY T MagiicZ
75 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
Robin4TheWin
13 goals from roughly 65 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
AngleseyXVII
75% accurate across 5227 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
aquticdan678
5 red cards in 688 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
AngleseyXVII
679 goals and only 344 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.20
Robin4TheWin
31 goals or assists in 155 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.