
Croxley Heath
All-time honours
Player of the Year
PrepaidWinner66
ST29 goals, 49 assists and a 7.1 average across 29 games
Golden Boot
60
OoLDNoO
60 goals in 60 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.00
OoLDNoO
1.00 goals a game — 60 goals in 60 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
49
PrepaidWinner66
49 assists in 29 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
12
Minion3455
12 man of the match awards from 51 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
NeatyLFC
7.7 average across 39 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
66
PrepaidWinner66
188 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
PrepaidWinner66
84% accurate across 1423 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
59%
PrepaidWinner66
29 goals from roughly 49 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
60
OoLDNoO
60 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
Lukeyboi1080p
7.1 average across 57 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
29
PrepaidWinner66
29 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
NeatyLFC
7 goals from roughly 37 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
Lukeyboi1080p
71% accurate across 643 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
Minion3455
2 red cards in 51 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.2:1
Minion3455
51 goals and only 16 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.64
NeatyLFC
25 goals or assists in 39 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.