Shindestroy FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
YMK_Tatxm
CM21 goals, 38 assists and a 8.5 average across 40 games
Golden Boot
292
ItsPinkyStenis
292 goals in 317 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.41
skilled_axe7
1.41 goals a game — 38 goals in 27 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
276
ItsPinkyStenis
276 assists in 317 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
16
YMK_Tatxm
16 man of the match awards from 40 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
YMK_Tatxm
8.5 average across 40 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
150
ItsPinkyStenis
394 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
SmBAAAH
85% accurate across 3641 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
ItsPinkyStenis
292 goals from roughly 573 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
317
ItsPinkyStenis
317 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
LunzGanucci
6.1 average across 26 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
skilled_axe7
38 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
SmBAAAH
51 goals from roughly 255 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
ItsPinkyStenis
78% accurate across 7784 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
9
ItsPinkyStenis
9 red cards in 317 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
LunzGanucci
10 goals and only 3 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.34
makeyouskipworth
11 goals or assists in 32 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 21 players in the squad, 15 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.