
SPUDS BROS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MellorMUFC
ST836 goals, 437 assists and a 8.0 average across 704 games
Golden Boot
1181
THAT-MAN-SPUD
1181 goals in 1106 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.19
MellorMUFC
1.19 goals a game — 836 goals in 704 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
687
DannyPhantom711
687 assists in 1107 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
165
MellorMUFC
165 man of the match awards from 704 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
HombreRojo12
8.1 average across 25 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
427
DannyPhantom711
994 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
TheSherwoodian
86% accurate across 6606 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
52%
kh41i1-c7
213 goals from roughly 410 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1107
DannyPhantom711
1107 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
JUNKO CHAMP
6.6 average across 28 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
121
roGERMan_SD
121 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
15%
YasinBac88
39 goals from roughly 260 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
RAMZITO96
74% accurate across 7248 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
19
DannyPhantom711
19 red cards in 1107 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
THAT-MAN-SPUD
1181 goals and only 594 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.18
Call_Me_Sixx
120 goals or assists in 667 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.