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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Im Le Boy
ST339 goals, 234 assists and a 8.6 average across 242 games
Golden Boot
938
Garry Goals
938 goals in 494 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.90
Garry Goals
1.90 goals a game — 938 goals in 494 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
760
Garry Goals
760 assists in 494 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
71
Im Le Boy
71 man of the match awards from 242 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
Im Le Boy
8.6 average across 242 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
841
BennyBrown01
1558 tackles at 54% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Garry Goals
85% accurate across 23071 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
54%
Garry Goals
938 goals from roughly 1737 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
637
IaMz WiTtYyYyYy
637 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
TigerMitch23350
7.1 average across 299 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
701
BennyBrown01
701 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
TigerMitch23350
162 goals from roughly 506 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
TigerMitch23350
75% accurate across 2530 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
TigerMitch23350
12 red cards in 299 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.4:1
Im Le Boy
339 goals and only 234 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.12
TigerMitch23350
336 goals or assists in 299 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.