CAXETA FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
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ST213 goals, 148 assists and a 7.7 average across 253 games
Golden Boot
389
nolliepapaya
389 goals in 438 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.89
nolliepapaya
0.89 goals a game — 389 goals in 438 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
282
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282 assists in 438 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
140
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140 man of the match awards from 438 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
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8.1 average across 438 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
276
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726 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
xdroxzx7
81% accurate across 4127 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
nolliepapaya
389 goals from roughly 884 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
438
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438 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
modsthated
6.5 average across 133 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
44
modsthated
44 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
Kuro0360e
95 goals from roughly 731 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
Kuro0360e
77% accurate across 3533 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
37
Lmatroni
37 red cards in 146 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
Lmatroni
93 goals and only 59 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.51
Kuro0360e
157 goals or assists in 307 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.