
Los Peetoos
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Werqoe
ST1364 goals, 1587 assists and a 8.5 average across 1361 games
Golden Boot
1364
Werqoe
1364 goals in 1361 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.73
DonLino210
1.73 goals a game — 1358 goals in 784 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1587
Werqoe
1587 assists in 1361 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
225
AriasA9
225 man of the match awards from 717 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
DonLino210
8.6 average across 784 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
891
Werqoe
1460 tackles at 61% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
qns-lopez_818
87% accurate across 1125 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
DonLino210
1358 goals from roughly 2771 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1361
Werqoe
1361 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
soVexiing
6.9 average across 61 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
119
Tempid_Swaanky
119 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
ATX_SLICK24
17 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
soVexiing
76% accurate across 637 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
53
Mexican_Joker699
53 red cards in 851 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
epee7
161 goals and only 64 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
ATX_SLICK24
37 goals or assists in 337 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 17 players in the squad, 15 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.