Dinerocutz
All-time honours
Player of the Year
BroccoliOib
ST217 goals, 480 assists and a 8.8 average across 364 games
Golden Boot
634
i1shadow
634 goals in 397 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.60
i1shadow
1.60 goals a game — 634 goals in 397 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
480
BroccoliOib
480 assists in 364 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
126
BroccoliOib
126 man of the match awards from 364 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.8
BroccoliOib
8.8 average across 364 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
142
BroccoliOib
548 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
i1shadow
84% accurate across 6103 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
BroccoliOib
217 goals from roughly 658 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
397
i1shadow
397 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
devotedboar
6.9 average across 97 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
28
devotedboar
28 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
fyghterr
12 goals from roughly 75 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
devotedboar
71% accurate across 838 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
droblue
4 red cards in 223 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.1:1
i1shadow
634 goals and only 155 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.48
droblue
106 goals or assists in 223 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.