
Yellapudi FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Biggestjelyfish
ST465 goals, 335 assists and a 7.4 average across 452 games
Golden Boot
465
Biggestjelyfish
465 goals in 452 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.03
Biggestjelyfish
1.03 goals a game — 465 goals in 452 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
335
Biggestjelyfish
335 assists in 452 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
6
NinJake1135
6 man of the match awards from 26 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
NinJake1135
7.8 average across 26 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
440
Biggestjelyfish
1100 tackles at 40% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
Biggestjelyfish
81% accurate across 14051 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
darkshadow2893
192 goals from roughly 468 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
515
SlinkySinky
515 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
aki_2604
6.6 average across 271 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
79
ship231fearful
79 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
spookedlamb47
11 goals from roughly 122 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
SenpaiChing
71% accurate across 2237 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
aki_2604
17 red cards in 271 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
NinJake1135
21 goals and only 11 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.06
spookedlamb47
24 goals or assists in 398 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 16 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.