We Are Washed
FC 26 — final record
This is We Are Washed's FC 26 record as it stood on 7 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
DrewSoGoated-
ST143 goals, 197 assists and a 8.6 average across 236 games
Golden Boot
171
ruwuben
171 goals in 226 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.32
neocelo
1.32 goals a game — 91 goals in 69 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
197
DrewSoGoated-
197 assists in 236 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
87
DrewSoGoated-
87 man of the match awards from 236 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
DrewSoGoated-
8.6 average across 236 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
140
DrewSoGoated-
326 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
DrewSoGoated-
87% accurate across 7319 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
itsMxrc310
167 goals from roughly 418 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
236
DrewSoGoated-
236 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.5
CoolinKev
7.5 average across 167 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
171
ruwuben
171 goals on a 7.6 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
30%
DrewSoGoated-
143 goals from roughly 477 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
79%
CoolinKev
79% accurate across 2152 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
ruwuben
2 red cards in 226 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
neocelo
91 goals and only 47 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.67
Yafetus
84 goals or assists in 125 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player We Are Washed recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DrewSoGoated- | 236 | 143 | 197 | 8.6 | 87 |
| ruwuben | 226 | 171 | 96 | 7.6 | 11 |
| CoolinKev | 167 | 107 | 153 | 7.5 | 9 |
| itsMxrc310 | 144 | 167 | 107 | 8.1 | 31 |
| Yafetus | 125 | 34 | 50 | 7.7 | 6 |
| neocelo | 69 | 91 | 47 | 8.1 | 8 |
| Frankofffff | 5 | 0 | 1 | 6.9 | 0 |
| KPD Skee | 5 | 5 | 3 | 7.5 | 0 |
| bigarabsamir | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9.3 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.