FC SLOTTERS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
LI8HE
ST481 goals, 424 assists and a 8.0 average across 509 games
Golden Boot
538
Sheps_Lee
538 goals in 531 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.01
Sheps_Lee
1.01 goals a game — 538 goals in 531 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
424
LI8HE
424 assists in 509 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
135
Sheps_Lee
135 man of the match awards from 531 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Sheps_Lee
8.2 average across 531 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
152
Sheps_Lee
474 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
TrimBhora
84% accurate across 1000 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
TrimBhora
58 goals from roughly 116 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
531
Sheps_Lee
531 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Abz-Maz
6.8 average across 186 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
67
Abz-Maz
67 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
27%
Th3_B1gnash
10 goals from roughly 37 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
80%
LI8HE
80% accurate across 8431 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
Sheps_Lee
6 red cards in 531 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
fambaTina
19 goals and only 11 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.08
koyosive
3 goals or assists in 37 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 32 players in the squad, 22 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.