
PiratasDo carib
All-time honours
Player of the Year
modasyria
ST687 goals, 454 assists and a 7.5 average across 671 games
Golden Boot
687
modasyria
687 goals in 671 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
modasyria
1.02 goals a game — 687 goals in 671 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
564
Lendadabarbie
564 assists in 658 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
21
JRlk7
21 man of the match awards from 114 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
Lendadabarbie
7.6 average across 658 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
226
Lendadabarbie
444 tackles at 51% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
pit9nn
85% accurate across 1274 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
modasyria
687 goals from roughly 1676 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
767
Fpz01
767 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
2
Apozamgamer
2 clean sheets in 93 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
MoisesRlk
6.5 average across 209 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
91
MoisesRlk
91 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
pit9nn
18 goals from roughly 106 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Lendadabarbie
72% accurate across 8040 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
28
Fpz01
28 red cards in 767 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Szoboszlai777
107 goals and only 58 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.38
GBRRRZ
63 goals or assists in 168 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 20 players in the squad, 19 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.