
Sleepy
All-time honours
Player of the Year
delmer456
ST464 goals, 416 assists and a 7.8 average across 445 games
Golden Boot
727
uwuDeadlyNinja
727 goals in 686 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.06
uwuDeadlyNinja
1.06 goals a game — 727 goals in 686 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
712
uwuDeadlyNinja
712 assists in 686 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
79
delmer456
79 man of the match awards from 445 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
uwuDeadlyNinja
7.9 average across 686 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
140
uwuDeadlyNinja
607 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
emedog
81% accurate across 8128 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
GxdlySurprise
57 goals from roughly 121 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
686
uwuDeadlyNinja
686 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
dwight_dfa
7.0 average across 676 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
318
dwight_dfa
318 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
dwight_dfa
318 goals from roughly 1223 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
DarinsGaming
72% accurate across 1505 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
187
emedog
187 red cards in 684 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
emedog
555 goals and only 251 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.96
GxdlySurprise
132 goals or assists in 138 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.