Los PatisecosFC
FC 26 — final record
This is Los PatisecosFC's FC 26 record as it stood on 9 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Goingbig24
ST243 goals, 252 assists and a 7.9 average across 332 games
Golden Boot
589
Escobar-Pro10
589 goals in 527 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.10
Escobar-Pro10
2.10 goals a game — 246 goals in 117 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
977
iwori27
977 assists in 1179 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
34
Escobar-Pro10
34 man of the match awards from 117 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
Escobar-Pro10
8.2 average across 117 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
381
iwori27
2005 tackles at 19% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
91%
Rinran_88
91% accurate across 1536 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
Escobar-Pro10
589 goals from roughly 1309 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1179
iwori27
1179 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
gripping_east9
6.5 average across 46 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
449
FelixMederos29
449 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
iwori27
550 goals from roughly 2619 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
ParkerPro_10
70% accurate across 645 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
66
iwori27
66 red cards in 1179 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.8:1
Escobar-Pro10
246 goals and only 51 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
Rinran_88
12 goals or assists in 111 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Los PatisecosFC recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| iwori27 | 1179 | 550 | 977 | 8.0 | 312 |
| ElDen1s | 881 | 341 | 506 | 7.5 | 79 |
| LBR1003 | 719 | 387 | 330 | 7.4 | 130 |
| FelixMederos29 | 620 | 449 | 246 | 7.0 | 31 |
| Escobar-Pro10 | 527 | 589 | 271 | 7.4 | 111 |
| Goingbig24 | 332 | 243 | 252 | 7.9 | 68 |
| jc_mh07 | 292 | 125 | 66 | 6.8 | 10 |
| yowa_kf | 186 | 95 | 50 | 6.9 | 9 |
| Fernan-Cuba14 | 133 | 150 | 61 | 8.0 | 32 |
| FernanTheGoat | 121 | 201 | 49 | 7.9 | 27 |
| Escobar-Pro10 | 117 | 246 | 51 | 8.2 | 34 |
| Rinran_88 | 111 | 7 | 5 | 7.1 | 5 |
| padilla3195 | 51 | 16 | 8 | 6.9 | 0 |
| gripping_east9 | 46 | 19 | 10 | 6.5 | 2 |
| ParkerPro_10 | 37 | 4 | 24 | 7.6 | 4 |
| Maestro07_20 | 27 | 1 | 10 | 7.2 | 0 |
| Yubeyah | 23 | 10 | 13 | 6.9 | 0 |
| juancarlos1940 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 6.3 | 0 |
| ElFlakoMaldad | 10 | 2 | 0 | 5.8 | 1 |
| Medhii04 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3.0 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.