Koushum Ballak
All-time honours
Player of the Year
zigawawa
ST741 goals, 357 assists and a 7.7 average across 607 games
Golden Boot
741
zigawawa
741 goals in 607 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.22
zigawawa
1.22 goals a game — 741 goals in 607 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
628
Riygu
628 assists in 599 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
126
zigawawa
126 man of the match awards from 607 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Riygu
7.9 average across 599 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
103
Riygu
606 tackles at 17% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Cheeto Bred
85% accurate across 2073 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
zigawawa
741 goals from roughly 1900 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
607
zigawawa
607 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.6
kxriyaa
5.6 average across 173 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
20
kxriyaa
20 goals on a 5.6 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
Poopica
6 goals from roughly 30 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
pizsacrust
70% accurate across 1186 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
23
zigawawa
23 red cards in 607 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
5.0:1
cloudierticket
5 goals and only 1 assist
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.22
cloudierticket
6 goals or assists in 27 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.