Zoe Goat
All-time honours
Player of the Year
FlutooViral
CM667 goals, 422 assists and a 7.8 average across 696 games
Golden Boot
667
FlutooViral
667 goals in 696 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.13
Dabasics_092
1.13 goals a game — 404 goals in 359 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
593
young_zoocky
593 assists in 1508 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
135
FlutooViral
135 man of the match awards from 696 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
FlutooViral
7.8 average across 696 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
340
dtt-sCptXx
920 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
C4_Variant
88% accurate across 2919 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
FlutooViral
667 goals from roughly 1308 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1508
young_zoocky
1508 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
22
XnarutoR08
22 clean sheets in 88 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
JRGamer24k
6.1 average across 33 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
246
Akeem_gaming24
246 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
CYBORG5309
7 goals from roughly 54 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Donrood_509
74% accurate across 2498 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
ghost_2bsh
12 red cards in 386 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.6:1
Dabasics_092
404 goals and only 88 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.10
MrLuffy_w
4 goals or assists in 41 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 29 players in the squad, 29 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.