Heaton Massive
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Terg DJ
ST620 goals, 714 assists and a 8.4 average across 764 games
Golden Boot
620
Terg DJ
620 goals in 764 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.69
TDanson16
1.69 goals a game — 528 goals in 313 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
714
Terg DJ
714 assists in 764 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
18
PurpleMeerkat94
18 man of the match awards from 68 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
PurpleMeerkat94
8.6 average across 68 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
178
Terg DJ
989 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
RSTOKES 12
87% accurate across 11151 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Tha Glizzy
492 goals from roughly 1070 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
764
Terg DJ
764 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
PilotSheet
6.7 average across 99 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
170
StiffHorse6447
170 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
Terg DJ
620 goals from roughly 2214 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
79%
PilotSheet
79% accurate across 780 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
25
Terg DJ
25 red cards in 764 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
TDanson16
528 goals and only 162 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.30
FlawlessDog4
7 goals or assists in 23 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.