
METZGERVILLE FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
sad_dad76
ST72 goals, 27 assists and a 8.1 average across 48 games
Golden Boot
741
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741 goals in 594 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
sad_dad76
1.50 goals a game — 72 goals in 48 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
509
FILIPINO5688
509 assists in 496 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
134
FILIPINO5688
134 man of the match awards from 496 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
FILIPINO5688
8.2 average across 496 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
168
CrispyOreos15
624 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
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84% accurate across 8259 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
33%
FILIPINO5688
463 goals from roughly 1403 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
594
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594 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
lurtl22
7.0 average across 215 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
42
ltsBrzy
42 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
1%
lurtl22
1 goal from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Rvg_N1tr0
70% accurate across 1271 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
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8 red cards in 594 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.3:1
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741 goals and only 171 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.01
lurtl22
3 goals or assists in 215 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.