The Lapdogs
FC 26 — final record
This is The Lapdogs's FC 26 record as it stood on 9 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
CoCoPopsGod3473
ST325 goals, 152 assists and a 7.6 average across 318 games
Golden Boot
325
CoCoPopsGod3473
325 goals in 318 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
CoCoPopsGod3473
1.02 goals a game — 325 goals in 318 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
152
CoCoPopsGod3473
152 assists in 318 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
35
Sneakyman420834
35 man of the match awards from 166 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Squish2026
7.8 average across 32 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
95
Sneakyman420834
340 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
CoCoPopsGod3473
84% accurate across 3574 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
32%
CoCoPopsGod3473
325 goals from roughly 1016 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
318
CoCoPopsGod3473
318 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
8
ryan695312
8 clean sheets in 84 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Mom spaghett
6.6 average across 184 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
Mom spaghett
38 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
Sneakyman420834
34 goals from roughly 378 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
53%
Sneakyman420834
53% accurate across 920 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
35
CerealCircle528
35 red cards in 302 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.9:1
Sneakyman420834
34 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
Sneakyman420834
41 goals or assists in 166 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player The Lapdogs recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CoCoPopsGod3473 | 318 | 325 | 152 | 7.6 | 57 |
| CerealCircle528 | 302 | 153 | 111 | 7.2 | 23 |
| Mom spaghett | 184 | 38 | 58 | 6.6 | 7 |
| Sneakyman420834 | 166 | 34 | 7 | 7.3 | 35 |
| RileyM20079629 | 86 | 24 | 20 | 7.2 | 2 |
| ryan695312 | 84 | 11 | 13 | 6.6 | 1 |
| CerealSquare520 | 57 | 21 | 19 | 6.7 | 2 |
| Squish2026 | 32 | 21 | 18 | 7.8 | 6 |
| peonic | 14 | 2 | 0 | 6.0 | 2 |
| CyberCallum | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 |
| alfieblase123 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7.4 | 0 |
| Twitch_Moodyboyz | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.2 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.