Dark Arts II
All-time honours
Player of the Year
whizx
ST967 goals, 340 assists and a 7.8 average across 1025 games
Golden Boot
1758
Keion382
1758 goals in 1385 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.27
Keion382
1.27 goals a game — 1758 goals in 1385 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1644
jontpf
1644 assists in 1993 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
303
AirPork10
303 man of the match awards from 1377 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
AirPork10
8.1 average across 1377 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
456
AirPork10
1630 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
whizx
83% accurate across 16119 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
AirPork10
697 goals from roughly 1515 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1993
jontpf
1993 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
T3hsh4dow
6.7 average across 128 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
654
Zeromax07
654 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
Cristano
23 goals from roughly 256 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Cristano
72% accurate across 7774 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
29
Cristano
29 red cards in 772 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
whizx
967 goals and only 340 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.10
Cristano
78 goals or assists in 772 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.