PlayDirty FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
JamalKTA
ST1061 goals, 315 assists and a 8.2 average across 576 games
Golden Boot
1061
JamalKTA
1061 goals in 576 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.84
JamalKTA
1.84 goals a game — 1061 goals in 576 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
829
ewun7kid
829 assists in 590 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
214
JamalKTA
214 man of the match awards from 576 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
JamalKTA
8.2 average across 576 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1298
ewun7kid
3167 tackles at 41% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
ewun7kid
87% accurate across 48714 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
juiceisonline
43 goals from roughly 105 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
590
ewun7kid
590 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Nicky_Sosa300
6.7 average across 132 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
291
ewun7kid
291 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
BANGURA_39
93 goals from roughly 489 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
Adem__PD
71% accurate across 3616 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
ewun7kid
8 red cards in 590 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
JamalKTA
1061 goals and only 315 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.80
Calzthe1st
24 goals or assists in 30 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.