Gachoo FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Zayandroid
ST1291 goals, 1367 assists and a 8.1 average across 1073 games
Golden Boot
1291
Zayandroid
1291 goals in 1073 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.20
Zayandroid
1.20 goals a game — 1291 goals in 1073 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1367
Zayandroid
1367 assists in 1073 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
309
Zayandroid
309 man of the match awards from 1073 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Zayandroid
8.1 average across 1073 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
745
Zayandroid
2483 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
shymanaughtyy
83% accurate across 9010 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
Zayandroid
1291 goals from roughly 3797 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1073
Zayandroid
1073 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
1
LordMorningStar2
1 clean sheet in 33 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
4.9
LordMorningStar2
4.9 average across 33 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
52
mojo7878123
52 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
iky-XZQ
11 goals from roughly 58 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
WizardGrandCanon
73% accurate across 577 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
19
Zayandroid
19 red cards in 1073 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
sUs_aSyLUm782
504 goals and only 203 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.04
WizardGrandCanon
3 goals or assists in 77 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.