Stun Me Geez P
FC 26 — final record
This is Stun Me Geez P's FC 26 record as it stood on 10 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
SilleSamol
ST76 goals, 73 assists and a 7.9 average across 57 games
Golden Boot
735
HazboJ
735 goals in 282 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.61
HazboJ
2.61 goals a game — 735 goals in 282 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
645
HazboJ
645 assists in 282 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
60
TheJimminatorr
60 man of the match awards from 137 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
TheJimminatorr
8.3 average across 137 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1073
HazboJ
2496 tackles at 43% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
HazboJ
83% accurate across 21459 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
SilleSamol
76 goals from roughly 155 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
282
HazboJ
282 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
HazboJ
6.9 average across 282 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
735
HazboJ
735 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
TheJimminatorr
70 goals from roughly 250 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
TheRyman95
77% accurate across 3660 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
HazboJ
11 red cards in 282 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.4:1
TheRyman95
250 goals and only 179 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
1.02
TheJimminatorr
140 goals or assists in 137 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Stun Me Geez P recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HazboJ | 282 | 735 | 645 | 6.9 | 1 |
| TheRyman95 | 210 | 250 | 179 | 7.8 | 46 |
| TheJimminatorr | 137 | 70 | 70 | 8.3 | 60 |
| v_Kizzaaa | 68 | 103 | 82 | 8.2 | 27 |
| SilleSamol | 57 | 76 | 73 | 7.9 | 22 |
| OJBean | 15 | 7 | 15 | 7.7 | 2 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.