Cloudbursta Utd
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Jacktungib
ST475 goals, 239 assists and a 8.4 average across 295 games
Golden Boot
475
Jacktungib
475 goals in 295 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.61
Jacktungib
1.61 goals a game — 475 goals in 295 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
340
YaBoiCal25
340 assists in 417 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
97
Jacktungib
97 man of the match awards from 295 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
Jacktungib
8.4 average across 295 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
448
YaBoiCal25
640 tackles at 70% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
77%
Hoopax3
77% accurate across 3531 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
Jacktungib
475 goals from roughly 1397 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
417
YaBoiCal25
417 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Hoopax3
7.0 average across 348 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
111
Hoopax3
111 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
Hoopax3
111 goals from roughly 617 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
dacca043
71% accurate across 3394 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
Hoopax3
12 red cards in 348 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Jacktungib
475 goals and only 239 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.53
Hoopax3
184 goals or assists in 348 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 5 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.