Satang FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Godly3351
ST344 goals, 295 assists and a 7.3 average across 523 games
Golden Boot
815
Mobeen20K
815 goals in 682 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.20
Mobeen20K
1.20 goals a game — 815 goals in 682 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
680
Mobeen20K
680 assists in 682 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
39
momen20K
39 man of the match awards from 245 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.3
Godly3351
7.3 average across 523 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
915
Mobeen20K
3051 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Mobeen20K
85% accurate across 36422 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
Mobeen20K
815 goals from roughly 2329 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
682
Mobeen20K
682 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
momen20K
6.5 average across 245 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
815
Mobeen20K
815 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
xflicr
83 goals from roughly 377 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
momen20K
77% accurate across 2431 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
65
Mobeen20K
65 red cards in 682 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
sahilmian
296 goals and only 191 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
xflicr
179 goals or assists in 445 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.