Silly Monsters
All-time honours
Player of the Year
paintballer2303
ST452 goals, 273 assists and a 8.2 average across 447 games
Golden Boot
452
paintballer2303
452 goals in 447 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.01
paintballer2303
1.01 goals a game — 452 goals in 447 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
337
KoreanGoneBad
337 assists in 465 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
142
paintballer2303
142 man of the match awards from 447 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
paintballer2303
8.2 average across 447 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
177
paintballer2303
841 tackles at 21% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
paintballer2303
78% accurate across 7564 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
RuffRuff2003
42 goals from roughly 111 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
465
KoreanGoneBad
465 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
3
KelloggGaming
3 clean sheets in 22 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.8
KelloggGaming
5.8 average across 22 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
78
civicdriver
78 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
6%
BlaineG2
2 goals from roughly 33 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
WesWinduu
72% accurate across 986 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
paintballer2303
14 red cards in 447 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Dishonestghost
115 goals and only 63 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
the6alls
0 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 20 players in the squad, 18 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.