Men Underwater
FC 27 — final record
This is Men Underwater's FC 27 record as it stood on 2 October 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
max fat dude
ST7 goals, 4 assists and a 7.2 average across 10 games
Golden Boot
41
SmithyMax
41 goals in 30 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.37
SmithyMax
1.37 goals a game — 41 goals in 30 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
30
SmithyMax
30 assists in 30 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
DrewK4__
10 man of the match awards from 25 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
DrewK4__
7.8 average across 25 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
76
SmithyMax
216 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
SmithyMax
85% accurate across 1615 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
kenechi29
19 goals from roughly 42 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
35
DarwinJNC
35 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
SmithyMax
6.8 average across 30 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
41
SmithyMax
41 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
1
DarwinJNC
1 red card in 35 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
kenechi29
19 goals and only 12 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
OrzoGoat
11 goals or assists in 22 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Men Underwater recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DarwinJNC | 35 | 20 | 23 | 7.3 | 6 |
| SmithyMax | 30 | 41 | 30 | 6.8 | 0 |
| DrewK4__ | 25 | 11 | 8 | 7.8 | 10 |
| kenechi29 | 25 | 19 | 12 | 7.0 | 3 |
| OrzoGoat | 22 | 6 | 5 | 7.1 | 0 |
| kcilles | 17 | 16 | 9 | 7.4 | 2 |
| max fat dude | 10 | 7 | 4 | 7.2 | 3 |
| daveasuaras | 5 | 0 | 2 | 6.4 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.