Happy Ball
All-time honours
Player of the Year
GifzQuQ
ST176 goals, 136 assists and a 8.0 average across 165 games
Golden Boot
176
GifzQuQ
176 goals in 165 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.07
GifzQuQ
1.07 goals a game — 176 goals in 165 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
144
allenchan852
144 assists in 289 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
33
GifzQuQ
33 man of the match awards from 165 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
GifzQuQ
8.0 average across 165 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
107
shrimprisotto
297 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
allenchan852
81% accurate across 3965 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
AloeCha223
22 goals from roughly 50 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
289
allenchan852
289 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
LMHver2
6.5 average across 24 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
24
snakechan1985
24 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
miracles901
8 goals from roughly 62 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
Franklam98
78% accurate across 2477 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
23
Franklam98
23 red cards in 199 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.4:1
OnMky
7 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
LMHver2
0 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.