Desi White Wash
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ZH_Zain7
ST243 goals, 187 assists and a 7.1 average across 304 games
Golden Boot
1164
Assasins6000
1164 goals in 531 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.19
Assasins6000
2.19 goals a game — 1164 goals in 531 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
609
Assasins6000
609 assists in 531 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
74
ZH_Zain7
74 man of the match awards from 304 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
Assasinator2000
7.7 average across 216 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1074
Assasins6000
3979 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
Assasinator2000
78% accurate across 5012 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
ZH_Zain7
243 goals from roughly 675 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
531
Assasins6000
531 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.9
king_salm1
5.9 average across 91 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
47
Galactic_xz1
47 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
P472737
104 goals from roughly 650 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
65%
P472737
65% accurate across 3158 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
37
Assasins6000
37 red cards in 531 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
Assasins6000
1164 goals and only 609 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.44
king_salm1
40 goals or assists in 91 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.